We KNOW it’s what a girl wants so The Narcisistas are BACK
with the final installment of This B*tch: CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!
Apologies the HOSTESS with the MOSTESS and LIL DEBBIE herself are
very not myself tonight… Christina merTURY is in retrograde! It’s a
VERRYYY Self-Titled Beyoncé but in a TOO thin Christina LIBERATED
kinda way this Ep! It’s 2008/2018 WHO’S TO SAY when we jump back
into it with our queen. We talk motherhood, greatest hits (it keeps
on getting better? Interesting…) If you love robots and a very
SUBTLE inspiration you are going to love our Bionic recap! They got
all the BEEP BLOOP BOOPS right! Divorce! SIA! Power Ballads & Power
Bottoms! Hold on let me take this ball gag out I gotta change a
diaper I’m a MOTHAAA! You find out this Ep what publication we
describe as the “Gay Bible” aka “Everything I need to know with FUN
graphics!” We also talk BURLESQUE! CHER! TUCCI! You’re going to
have to throw away your jeans this episode will get you so horny!
We cover her public intoxication charge?! CHRISTINA! Guess she
shouldn’t have been SHE BANGING with WILLIAM HUNG! Good lord! Wil
FINALLY addresses how hard it is to be a white woman! From The
Voice and the Lotus REBIRTH… or was that just a spray tan at Etta
James funeral? To Summer Rain, the Pink FEUD and the most recent
album it’s most important to remember… she still NO HABLA B*TCHHHH!
We love you XTINA this was so fun! Let us know who you want for the
next THIS B*TCH series!! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE!
VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!!
August 30th at
The Footlight!!